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Yeah well maybe next time, you will estimate me
Genius genius genius
I'll be back
Wow, what a great audience
Dear Jessica
You are mine now, you belong to me
I have people skills
That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
I'll just have to put my, thinking cap on
It's my principles, we're talking about my principles
Nice set of hooters you got there
I'm a woman
Where is a a ron right now?
No bullshit
It's all very personal
Excellent
Thank you, come again
Stelio Kontos
Leafers
Well, 'bout time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail
It was very offensive to my people
Eat a pill and get the thrill
You've read my mind
Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?
You know it's sad but true
My, I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives
I am super, duper cereal
You lose! Good day sir.
It's a fact
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
Savez-vous?
Uh Lisa no en casa
They got the approval
Bang bang
I got some purple stuff
How dare you?
That's bonkers
Will you stop being a Jewish mother?
Maria, Maria Tortilla
I am a motivational speaker
There's nothing more stimulating than watching stupid people argue
There's gonna be sluts everywhere, it's gonna rule
Dude, we are so gonna party
It's a secret to everybody
Ooh
Don't stop, believing
And now I play the waiting game
False
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
Now don't be lazy
Not once, not never
You are such a loser
Soak my panties
HIV Aladeen
::Joker dancing::
Friday
Same bat time, same bat channel
There's no hope with dope
Why blame it on me, I didn't write the music?
Would you like one of my flowers?
Who was that man? That's Lucifer, ol' Satan himself. I knew it
Now you know how powerful the devil is...
Gay
It's your money, use it when you need it
Happy birthday
Reign of terror
Hi, I'm Duke Bradford
Bam! Just like that
Don't say that
The fuse is lit and the fire is on, burn baby burn
Merry Christmas niggas and a happy Jew year
Happy no year
Yeah fuck him. Rip his nuts off
You are like the buzzing of flies
You have no power over me
Etcetera etcetera
Who is this Gary character?
If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it
Congratulations
Get over here
Hey man, I got five kids to feed
Has the planet gone mad?
Oh, too soon, too shmoon
Oh, it's all over everything
Their beloved lord and master
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Prepare to meet, hoho, your doom
The great Hoodoo! Huho, will perform a feat of prestidigitation
Fuck that shit
Would the words prince of darkness mean anything to you?
Ok faggot, what's next?
I grow on you like a fungus
Cringe
Time to make the donuts
Wake up, time to die
This is catastrophic
Turn on the sweat machine
Let's get high and have fun
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing
Kneel before Zod
I gotta have more cowbell
You wanna get high?
It finally happened, I'm slightly mad
I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand
Oh ho ho, it's magic
What did I tell you?
Serenity now
Thanks, I needed that
What's up with it vanilla face?
Yoo hoo
But a woman not equal to a man
Out of Order. Fuck. Even in the future nothing works
I don't wanna, I don't wanna
Do it, do it
America, fuck yeah
Blast!
Hot! Too hot
There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels, okay.
Lie to me
Good luck
You son of a bitch
Would you like to know more?
Remember, the saddest thing in life is wasted talent
I wanted to be an engineer
Fancy shmancy
When's the last time you had a good dicking?
Giggity giggity, giggity goo
Blame it on the rain
Hello
I knew it
Whoopitee doo
You on drugs?
If it's not you, this is a horrible story
It's only human natural
Con Air
Yeah yeah yeah
Opulence, I has it
Jobs are for immigrants
Come on, let's get stoned and then go home and get stoned
How did you guess?
They took our jobs
Damn damn
Yes
Don't you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy
I mean, talk about meant to be
How'd you like to suck my ass?
What you want a cookie?
Wow. What a hole
Well hello
A great big phony
Don't just stand there, take your breasts out
Did you take a marijuana?
Those were the days
Merry Christmas you filthy animal
The worst
Money please
You can do it
I feel so unsatisfied
I know
My nigga
It's kind of a big deal
Thank you
Aha
Identity theft is not a joke
Five short weeks till we're down in Nicaragua
I also like to live dangerously
Happy Chanukah
Fuck this
Well I just had a whopper
Don't you understand this man is crazy?
The whopper with cheese
No problemo
It's show time
Show time
Slacker
I feel like everything that comes out of your mouth is a cry for help
Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?
You ain't seen nothing yet
But wait, there's more
Get in my belly
Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
The Magic Man. Now you see me, now you don't.
Shut up
Please sit on my face
I bring lamb's blood, to mark the doorposts and lintel
Fat guy in a little coat
Waka waka
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
Bing
Codeine, Vicodin, Percocet, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, Palladone
Happy Birthday
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
Merry New Year
Better late than never
I always like a little pussy after lunch, what do you say?
You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of
Don't think, you're a fucking idiot
Hava Nagila
Roll em up
Nice, nice. Not thrilling, but nice.
I guarantee
Dr. said I need a backiotomy
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me
Cause I find you
100 billion dollars
All right all right all right
And it never hurts to wear tight trousers
Everyday is lesbian lover day
Joey doesn't share food
Why am I drippings with goo?
Flesh is burning
In London?
Everything that guy just said is bullshit
Bask in the ambiance
Doc shock
This is egregious
Sovesti Yest?
Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say
Drinkin out of cups, bein a bitch
::Beetlejuice Screaming::
I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further
White meat only
Sorry, my tongue is kind of big
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Hey, how you doin?
Ooh, should I write them a note?
A vacation from my problems
You're despicable
Respect my authority
Shoosh
This one time at band camp
You're getting fucked, one way or the other
You're fired, get out of here
Ravioli, holy canoli
Oh, hello there
Nice fucking model
Next
Nein nein nein nein nein
Right
Who is you, Seabiscuit?
What'd you do?
What what what?
I'm always interested in meeting interesting people
I do know what you're saying
I said over easy
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
It's good to be the king
I myself am, strange and unusual
Dishes are done man
The only thing on my mind Jean was pussy
I love the lord, and if love the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right
I'm Monica, I'm disgusting
I am the clit commander
::Marv Screaming::
::Ross Screaming::
Can you dig it?
Coolio, are we coolio?
Sir, calm down
I'm a bit psychic
What are you a pussy?
Back to the Future
You're gonna see something, you've never seen in your life before
Have you all got amnesia?
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
Road House
Road House
Mother fucking piece of shit
I'm right on top of that Rose
I'm rich biatch
I'm making fajitas
I'm fine
I will
I prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight
I don't know Margo
I didn't say it, I declared it
I am dead inside
Fine by me
Don't drive angry
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Baruch attah
All righty then
Bingo
Holy Shit Balls
He's an idiot. It comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too.
He's an asshole
I am wounded
So you're telling me there's a chance
Well well well, how the turn tables