clips gallery

::Ross Screaming:: | Friends

A great big phony | Family Guy

America, fuck yeah | South Park

And it never hurts to wear tight trousers | Friends

And now I play the waiting game | Family Guy

Blast! | Family Guy

Chicken? I could eat some chicken. | Friends

Codeine, Vicodin, Percocet, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, Palladone | The Office

Come on, let's get stoned and then go home and get stoned | Wilfred

Coolio, are we coolio? | The Office

Did you take a marijuana? | The Big Bang Theory

Don't just stand there, take your breasts out | The Big Bang Theory

Don't you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy | Frasier

Dude, we are so gonna party | Friends

Everyday is lesbian lover day | Friends

Excellent | The Simpsons

False | The Office

Fine by me | Friends

Five short weeks till we're down in Nicaragua | How I Met Your Mother

Flesh is burning | Frasier

Giggity giggity, giggity goo | Family Guy

Happy Chanukah | Friends

Happy Valentine's Day | Friends

Happy birthday | Friends

Happy no year | Friends

Hello | Seinfeld

Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again? | The IT Crowd

Hey, how you doin? | Friends

Hi, I'm Duke Bradford | Three's Company

How dare you? | The Office

How'd you like to suck my ass? | South Park

I am a motivational speaker | Saturday Night Live

I am dead inside | The Office

I am super, duper cereal | South Park

I am wounded | Frasier

I didn't say it, I declared it | The Office

I don't wanna, I don't wanna | Family Guy

I gotta have more cowbell

I guarantee | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I knew it | Friends

I know | Friends

I mean, talk about meant to be | Friends

I prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight | Friends

I'm Monica, I'm disgusting | Friends

I'm a bit psychic | Frasier

I'm a woman | Friends

I'm fine | Friends

I'm making fajitas | Friends

I'm rich biatch | Chappelle's Show

Identity theft is not a joke | The Office

If it's not you, this is a horrible story | Friends

If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it | The Office

In London? | Friends

It was very offensive to my people | Friends

It's kind of a big deal | The Big Bang Theory

It's my principles, we're talking about my principles | Friends

It's only human natural | The Office

Jobs are for immigrants | Wilfred

Joey doesn't share food | Friends

Leafers

Maria, Maria Tortilla | Saved By the Bell

Money please | Parks and Recreation

Oh, hello there | The Honeymooners

Oh, it's all over everything | Friends

Oh, too soon, too shmoon | Friends

Prepare to meet, hoho, your doom | Lidsville

Ravioli, holy canoli | Saturday Night Live

Respect my authority | South Park

Road House | Family Guy

Same bat time, same bat channel | Batman

Savez-vous? | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Serenity now | Seinfeld

Shut up | The King of Queens

Stelio Kontos | American Dad

Thank you, come again | The Simpsons

The fuse is lit and the fire is on, burn baby burn | Married... with Children

The great Hoodoo! Huho, will perform a feat of prestidigitation | Lidsville

The worst | Parks and Recreation

Their beloved lord and master | Lidsville

There's gonna be sluts everywhere, it's gonna rule | Beavis and Butt-Head

There's no hope with dope | Saved By the Bell

There's nothing more stimulating than watching stupid people argue | Perfect Strangers

They got the approval | The King of Queens

They took our jobs | South Park

This is catastrophic | Max Headroom

This is egregious | The Office

Those were the days | All in the Family

Uh Lisa no en casa | Saved By the Bell

Well I just had a whopper | The Simpsons

Well well well, how the turn tables | The Office

Well, 'bout time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail

What what what? | South Park

Where is a a ron right now? | Key & Peele

Will you stop being a Jewish mother? | Diff'rent Strokes

Wow, what a great audience | South Park

Yeah well maybe next time, you will estimate me | The Office

You are such a loser | Friends

You wanna get high? | South Park