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Adam Sandler | Whoopitee doo

Alicia Silverstone | Ooh, should I write them a note?

Alyson Hannigan | This one time at band camp

Arnold Schwarzenegger | I'll be back - No problemo - Who is your daddy and what does he do? - You are mine now, you belong to me - You son of a bitch

Art Carney | Oh, hello there

Ben Stiller | Do it, do it

Bill Murray | A vacation from my problems - Can't you stop your lips from flapping for two little minutes? - Don't drive angry - Free! - Happy New Year - Lenny - There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels, okay.

Brian Baumgartner | If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it - It's only human natural

Cameron Diaz | Ooh - When's the last time you had a good dicking?

Cheech Marin | Better late than never

Chevy Chase | Roll em up

Chris Farley | Fat guy in a little coat - I am a motivational speaker - Ravioli, holy canoli - What'd you do?

Chris Tucker | Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Christopher Lloyd | Back to the Future - Damn damn - Doc shock

Christopher Walken | I gotta have more cowbell

Courteney Cox | Chicken? I could eat some chicken. - I know - I'm Monica, I'm disgusting

Dana Carvey | Thank you

David Hyde Pierce | Don't you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy

David Schwimmer | ::Ross Screaming:: - Dude, we are so gonna party - Everyday is lesbian lover day - Fine by me - Happy Chanukah - Happy Valentine's Day - I know - I prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight - I'm fine - I'm making fajitas - It's my principles, we're talking about my principles - Oh, it's all over everything

Denzel Washington | My nigga

Ed Helms | Coolio, are we coolio? - I don't want the drama

Eddie Murphy | Aha - Happy New Year - Merry New Year

Elizabeth Berkley | Maria, Maria Tortilla

Emeril Lagasse | Bam! Just like that

Gene Wilder | Etcetera etcetera - You lose! Good day sir!

Gilbert Gottfried | Why am I not surprised?

Howard Stern | I grow on you like a fungus

Ilana Glazer | Mohel chai club

Jack Nicholson | ::Joker dancing:: - I always like a little pussy after lunch, what do you say? - I said over easy! - The whopper with cheese

Jackie Chan | No bullshit

James Tolkan | Slacker

James Woods | Fuck this

Jane Leeves | Flesh is burning - I'm a bit psychic

Jason Alexander | Serenity now!

Jason Sudeikis | I do know what you're saying

Jeff Daniels | Nice set of hooters you got there

Jennifer Aniston | You are such a loser

Jerry Seinfeld | Hello

Jerry Stiller | Shut up!

Jim Carrey | All righty then - Holy Shit Balls - So you're telling me there's a chance

Jim Parsons | Did you take a marijuana? - Don't just stand there, take your breasts out - It's kind of a big deal

Joe Pesci | Everything that guy just said is bullshit - Mother fucking piece of shit - Yeah yeah yeah - You're getting fucked, one way or the other

John C. Reilly | The Magic Man. Now you see me, now you don't.

John Candy | Barfolomew

John Malkovich | I feel so unsatisfied

John Ritter | Hi, I'm Duke Bradford

Kathryn Hahn | I feel like everything that comes out of your mouth is a cry for help

Kathy Bates | Have you all got amnesia?

Kelsey Grammer | I am wounded

Kevin James | ::Doug Yawning:: - They got the approval

Kristen Bell | Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit

Lark Voorhies | Uh Lisa no en casa

Lisa Kudrow | Happy Christmas Eve Eve

Lucy Punch | That's bonkers!

Maggie Wheeler | Happy Valentine's Day - I mean, talk about meant to be - Oh, too soon, too shmoon

Marisa Tomei | It's a fact

Matt LeBlanc | Happy no year - Hey, how you doin? - I'm a woman - If it's not you, this is a horrible story - In London? - Joey doesn't share food

Matthew Perry | I knew it

Mel Brooks | It's good to be the king

Michael J. Fox | He's an asshole

Michael Keaton | ::Beetlejuice Screaming:: - It's show time - Nice fucking model - Now you want to get nuts?! Come on! Let's get nuts!

Michael Rapaport | I wanted to be an engineer

Mike Myers | 100 billion dollars - Ancient Chinese secret - Do I make you horny baby? - Get in my belly - I also like to live dangerously - Right

Mindy Kaling | How dare you?

Molly Shannon | Superstar

Neil Patrick Harris | Five short weeks till we're down in Nicaragua

Paul Rudd | The weather outside is weather

Rainn Wilson | False - Identity theft is not a joke

Ralph Macchio | My Cousin Vinny

Randy Quaid | Bingo - That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year

Raul Julia | Has the planet gone mad? - Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full - Show time

Richard Dreyfuss | Don't you understand this man is crazy?

Rick Moranis | Hot! Too hot - Out of Order. Fuck. Even in the future nothing works

Rob Schneider | Soak my panties - You can do it

Robert DeNiro | I have nipples Greg, could you milk me? - Remember, the saddest thing in life is wasted talent - What did I tell you?

Robert Downey Jr. | Reign of terror

Robin Quivers | The only thing on my mind Jean was pussy

Rodney Dangerfield | Don't think, you're a fucking idiot

Sacha Baron Cohen | But a woman not equal to a man - Is it not a problem that a woman have a smaller brain than a man? - What's up with it vanilla face?

Seth MacFarlane | And now I play the waiting game - Blast! - I don't wanna, I don't wanna - Leafers - Road House - Road House - Well, 'bout time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail

Steve Carell | I am dead inside - I didn't say it, I declared it - This is egregious - Well well well, how the turn tables - Yeah well maybe next time, you will estimate me - Yeppers

Terry Crews | Bask in the ambiance - Sorry, my tongue is kind of big - White meat only

Tracy Morgan | Who is you, Seabiscuit?

Whoopie Goldberg | I will

Will Ferrell | I feel like I'm taking crazy pills - No one knows what it means, but it's provocative

Will Smith | Savez-vous?

Winona Ryder | I myself am, strange and unusual

Woody Harrelson | You ain't seen nothing yet