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All in the Family | Those were the days

American Dad | Stelio Kontos

Batman | Same bat time, same bat channel

Beavis and Butt-Head | There's gonna be sluts everywhere, it's gonna rule

Broad City | Mohel chai club

Chappelle's Show | I'm rich biatch

Diff'rent Strokes | Will you stop being a Jewish mother?

Family Guy | A great big phony - And now I play the waiting game - Blast! - Giggity giggity, giggity goo - I don't wanna, I don't wanna - Leafers - Road House - Road House - Well, 'bout time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail

Frasier | Don't you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy - Flesh is burning - I am wounded - I'm a bit psychic - Maria

Friends | ::Ross Screaming:: - And it never hurts to wear tight trousers - Chicken? I could eat some chicken. - Dude, we are so gonna party - Everyday is lesbian lover day - Fine by me - Happy Chanukah - Happy Christmas Eve Eve - Happy Valentine's Day - Happy Valentine's Day - Happy birthday - Happy no year - Hey, how you doin? - How did it get there? - I knew it - I know - I know - I mean, talk about meant to be - I prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight - I'm Monica, I'm disgusting - I'm a woman - I'm fine - I'm making fajitas - If it's not you, this is a horrible story - In London? - It was very offensive to my people - It's my principles, we're talking about my principles - Joey doesn't share food - More turkey Mr. Chandler? - Oh, it's all over everything - Oh, too soon, too shmoon - You are such a loser

How I Met Your Mother | Five short weeks till we're down in Nicaragua

Key & Peele | Where is a a ron right now?

Lidsville | Prepare to meet, hoho, your doom - The great Hoodoo! Huho, will perform a feat of prestidigitation - Their beloved lord and master

Married... with Children | The fuse is lit and the fire is on, burn baby burn

Max Headroom | This is catastrophic

Parks and Recreation | Money please - The worst

Perfect Strangers | There's nothing more stimulating than watching stupid people argue

Saturday Night Live | I am a motivational speaker - I gotta have more cowbell - Ravioli, holy canoli

Saved By the Bell | Maria, Maria Tortilla - There's no hope with dope - Uh Lisa no en casa

Seinfeld | Derin - Happy Birthday - Hello - Serenity now!

South Park | America, fuck yeah - How'd you like to suck my ass?! - I am super, duper cereal - Respect my authority - They took our jobs - What what what? - Wow, what a great audience - You wanna get high?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | I guarantee

The Big Bang Theory | Did you take a marijuana? - Don't just stand there, take your breasts out - Homesick is a type of being sick - It's kind of a big deal

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | Savez-vous?

The Honeymooners | Oh, hello there

The IT Crowd | Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?

The King of Queens | ::Doug Yawning:: - Shut up! - They got the approval

The Office | Codeine, Vicodin, Percocet, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, Palladone - Coolio, are we coolio? - False - How dare you? - I am dead inside - I didn't say it, I declared it - I don't want the drama - Identity theft is not a joke - If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it - It's only human natural - The best - This is egregious - Well well well, how the turn tables - Yeah well maybe next time, you will estimate me - Yeppers

The Simpsons | Excellent - Thank you, come again - Well I just had a whopper

The Sopranos | Tony

Three's Company | Hi, I'm Duke Bradford

Wilfred | Come on, let's get stoned and then go home and get stoned - Jobs are for immigrants